R.I.P. Vans Warped Tour

What the fuck happened to the Vans Warped Tour? It used to be one of the best festivals around to see some great punk rock  and now every picture of the bands playing, with the exception of a few i will discuss later, is a bunch of fucktard hipsters with sleeveless shirts, srtaight bangs and big floppy vaginas. When i went to warped tour you know how played? Pennywise, The Offpsring and Bad Religion along with a bunch of other awesome punk and ska bands. You know who plays now? Here’s a few of my favorite from this years’s lineup: Breathe Carolina (gay name), Bring me the Horizon (not possible idiots), Everytime I Die (can you please make this time the last time and stay dead), I See Stars (impossible becasue i havent punched you in the face yet), and finally pierce the Veil (im guessing some gay jonas brothers vriginity reference)

What the fuck Seriously. But i was glad to see a few punk bands still in the lineup and keeping the spirit of Warped Tour alive such as The Casualties, Reel Big Fish, Sum 41, The riverboat Gamblers & The Dillinger Escape Plan. Can someone start a new punk festival? Im down to pitch like $5 on that.

-Brian

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